I like unicorns.

About I like unicorns.

Hi, I'm Paula, and I like unicorns and cats. I think that my blog makes that very evident.

Filling in description boxes is such a hassle, but I think that having a little bit of extra text on the side just makes this page look so much more aesthetically appealing, don't you think?

I suppose I should say something basic about myself and make you wonder why I'm such a loser that actually bothers to write a description about herself.

I'm currently 17 years old, and I live in California. If you know me, then I don't think that what I just said was necessary information. I have a wonderful ~~sex slave~~ boyfriend named Alvin. Hands off, you horny bastards. He's mine.

I like to think that I'm a flaming liberal, but I don't think I live up to that name. I am a devout Pastafarian. I love the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and I hope to someday be touched by His Noodly Appendage.

Thank you for reading this block of text. If you got this far, I think you deserve a cookie. Meow.

Posts I Like

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Molly exploring the Couch Cave. (Taken with Instagram at The Apartment)

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introoutro:

If I were a train conductor. And someone asked, “What do you do for a living?” I would say, “I tame giant robotic snakes.” And...

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hearts-not-parts:

helivesunderawaterfall:

motherfuckin-snozzberries:

look at this precious thing

fucking look at it

and then you...

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