I like unicorns.
RSSAlvin made me this post on our blog. What kind of a boyfriend wishes his girlfriend to get her period? That asshole!
Just kidding, it’s for good intentions. If I get my period today, that means I won’t have to deal with icky cramps during finals since I just get cramps on my first day. What a sweet boyfriend he is!
And that’s a video of Leona Lewis’s “Bleeding Love”. That just ties the whole post together.
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About I like unicorns.
Hi, I'm Paula, and I like unicorns and cats. I think that my blog makes that very evident.
Filling in description boxes is such a hassle, but I think that having a little bit of extra text on the side just makes this page look so much more aesthetically appealing, don't you think?
I suppose I should say something basic about myself and make you wonder why I'm such a loser that actually bothers to write a description about herself.
I'm currently 17 years old, and I live in California. If you know me, then I don't think that what I just said was necessary information. I have a wonderful sex slave boyfriend named Alvin. Hands off, you horny bastards. He's mine.
I like to think that I'm a flaming liberal, but I don't think I live up to that name. I am a devout Pastafarian. I love the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and I hope to someday be touched by His Noodly Appendage.
Thank you for reading this block of text. If you got this far, I think you deserve a cookie. Meow.
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